Currently working on this baby for an upcoming issue of Hustler Humor! The splash panel turned out pretty good…however I definitely have to start watching more of this show. From what I’ve seen it’s a riot! I also just finished up a 3-page Honey Hooker comic for HUSTLER’s Holiday issue. I’ll post samples from that soon.
Aloha, fiends! The new Summer edition of HUSTLER Humor is readily available at finer truck stops and adult bookstores everywhere. The latest installment features an awesome spoof of tabloids like the National Enquirer. I’ll let you get an eyeful of this fine cover by Bob Muleady first and then I’ll tell you about the double-serving of yours truly that’s served up on the inside.
Good stuff, eh? Of course it is…did you think America’s Funniest Humor Magazine was just a clever cover blurb to sell magazines?! Sheesh! So, I managed to squeeze quite a few of my goodies into this summer edition. First off is a four-page comic I did called Sorority Babes and the Egyptian Subterfuge and let’s be honest, it features a lot of nudity! Fortunately, this is HUSTLER Humor so they like that sort of thing, natch! There’s also a book review and four-page preview of GROSS GAGS! That’s the book that Kit Lively and I toiled over for a year. Here’s a little sample of that mind-numbing rot for you.
There’s also 3-D babes, rotten jokes, a classic Honey Hooker piece and more Trosley, Muleady, Billette and Collins than you can shake your stick at! Just screw up the courage and ask that broad at the gas station to grab you one from behind the counter. Just to be safe, you better buy two of ‘em!
I know I actually posted this image a few months back when I had just finished working on it. This is just a quick heads up to let you know that it is finally available to purchase! YES! Lucky you, eh? The latest edition of HUSTLER, on newsstands now, features the full-color, 3-page, IRON BALLS 2 comic that I wrote and illustrated…along with other tawdry pictorials and articles. Y’know, even if you’re not a fan of my artwork, you can do what a lot of my friends do and simply use this as an excuse to pick up a copy of HUSTLER. “What?! No, honey, I’m not a pervert…Noel has a comic in this issue! Really!” Enjoy, and as always…excelsior!
With the theatrical release date of the much-anticipated Iron Man 2 movie looming just ahead, I’m currently working on the HUSTLER magazine adaptation. This is the sequel to my June 2008 HUSTLER parody, Iron Balls! As you can see, this one is called Iron Balls Too! Ahem, thank you very much. You may now go about your business.
Some stuff that was published in Hustler Humor as well as the Gross Gags book Kit Lively and I self-published.
Nine, Nine, Oh Nine! I haven’t heard that many nines since the time I groped Heidi Klum in an elevator! Ha-ha! Okay, I’m not actually that sharp. I stole that from our Premiere Prep site we use at the radio station. Don’t tell my Facebook friends though. They all think I’m witty…and let’s not forget cool. I’m like the freakin’ Fonzie of the social networking site! So, slow and steady wins the race, right? I’m taking FOREVER on this Hustler’s Ultimate Vampire Movie parody I’m working on! I don’t know what my problem is.
Either way, this was allz-kindz-of-fun! My wife threw me the most excellent 40th Birthday Party over Labor Day weekend! I got to play with all the guys from my old band, get into the whiskey a little bit, and behave like a kid my age ought to! The crowd really seemed to enjoy Metal Ballz! It’s funny that a song a person wrote when he was seventeen could still carry so much clout this many years later!
Oh, one last thing to recommend…Hot Blood Sundae! Pretty entertaining, B-horror comedy about an adult ice cream store and the sexy employees who work there. Some very gorgeous actresses in this flick, including Bobbi Billard and Akira Lane, and a ridiculous slasher/killer with an ice cream bucket on his head. Not bad at all if you like that sort of thing. Well, gotta go play with the Jason Voorhees action figure I got for my birthday! Like the Descendents said, “I don’t wanna grow up!”