Hey! Thought I’d take a little time out from snow blowing to fill you in on some of the fun, cartoony-type things I got for Christmas. Check out this freakin’ book…boy, does Santa know me well or what? The Horror! The Horror! documents a rare treasury of some of the most important and neglected comics in American literature—the pre-Code horror comics of the 1950s. It’s filled with outrageous comic book images that were censored by Congress in an infamous televised U.S. Senate subcommittee investigating juvenile delinquency in 1954. Check out all the awesome covers and stories in all of their eye-popping glory. The Horror, The Horror is a blast from start to finish and features not only 16 stories but hundreds of rare comic covers. Regarding the cover of Dark Mysteries #13 the author questions: “The guard expresses amazement: `It’s Tom’s leg…. But he was executed last night!’ What is striking, of course, is how many more questions this explanation raises than it answers: How does the guard know it’s Tom’s leg? If this is Tom’s leg, where’s the rest of him? Did his execution involve his dismemberment? Are the other prisoners afraid that the leg itself will, say, give them the boot? Or has something eaten the post-resurrection Tom in one large gulp, leaving only a drumstick, and are the other characters afraid they’ll be next?”
Also, Zombies vs Cheerleaders, morbid as well as morbidly funny, is the eclectic tales of…you guessed it, Zombies vs Cheerleaders. Based on the hit trading card series from 5FINITY Productions. Read the exciting stories of the two things everyone loves: zombies and cheerleaders!
Must have been a big year for hot chicks fighting zombies. I also received Sorority Girls vs Zombies. Yes, sometimes, you just want a comic book filled with bursting cleavage, tight tiny outfits, sassy attitude, and some great one-liners. And zombies. Can’t forget the zombies. For those that just want to revel in a comic that just goes all the way in sexually-drenched horror-comedy comes this awesome comic book. Coming from a half-hearted joke idea of how corporations that blend two franchises or genres together to make bigger bucks would eventually bring together the Sorority Girl and zombie genre. A good read all in all. So there’s my Christmas loot. Hope Santa was good to you as well.
How would you like this stuffed in your stocking? The new holiday issue of HUSTLER is on newsstands now and is literally filled with Ho Ho Hos! One of those hos is a longtime HUSTLER cartoon staple; Honey Hooker! This is actually the sixth time I’ve drawn a Honey Hooker comic for the magazine. I’m quite honored given the rich tradition she has with the magazine. Incidentally, I’m currently penning a comic based on the founding of HUSTLER magazine by Larry Flynt that will be featured in the anniversary issue coming out this summer. In the meantime, grab up a copy of the holiday issue and enjoy my 3-page Honey Hooker comic, Jingle Balls. Here’s a four panel sample for you to check out until you get to your local truck stop or local adult book store. Enjoy, friends!
Hats off to director Trey Strokes. 2010: Moby Dick is a new modern monster masterpiece! Think I’m being a little bold with that one? There are some truly jaw-dropping moments in this film, including a pre-credit sequence that’s pretty hard to top. Young Ahab, played by Jay Gillespie (#1 Cheerleader Camp) first encounters the prehistoric whale when it drags the submarine he is in to the surface in it’s mouth and then snaps it in half on the ice. Now, older and obsessed with destroying Moby Dick, the whale that maimed him, Captain Ahab (Barry Bostwick) leads the crew of a high tech submarine.
Sure, MILF may be an acronym that would be considered crass and vulgar if spelled out, but it’s well suited to a film which is as crass and vulgar as this latest dvd offering!