So, we all know that Charlie Sheen LOVES hookers…but holy crap! I read a story the other day that said ol’ good-time Charlie recently spent $26,000 on a three-prostitute romp in Vegas! Sheesh, tough life, eh? Despite his issues, I do find it hard not to like the guy! It seems like an awful long time ago that I penned this Two and a Half Men parody for HUSTLER, but it’s finally on newsstands! Here’s a sneak peek for you…you’ll have to actually buy the magazine to see the rest of it, ya’ mooch! Heh-heh!

By the way, the latest issue features a scorecard of Charlie’s escapades for those of us who can’t keep track but would like to. Also, a pictorial from the latest adult film parody This Ain’t Two and a Half Men XXX, a pictorial of Capri Anderson, and my four-page parody comic, Two and a Half Grams. Golly, that’s a whole lot of Sheen for your money, don’t you think? This will be such a freakin’ collectible you better buy yourself two copies…uh, make that two and a half copies!

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I’m currently in the beginning stages of illustrating my GLEE parody for HUSTLER magazine. Here’s a glimpse of the splash panel so far. Before this I hadn’t actually seen much of the show, but I’ve discovered that it’s really not too bad. I mean, what’s not to like about a tv show that features a crippled nerd, a swishy gay kid, an asian emo chick, some jocks and some snotty cheerleaders who, when all is said and done, put their differences aside and sing some catchy pop tunes?! Meh, maybe it’s not that great after all! Anyhoo, look for this stomach churning satire on newsstands sometime this summer!

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A lot can be said for creature features. I personally love them, but to some they’re practically considered the lowest rung on the direct-to-dvd ladder; often relegated to the SyFy channel line-up much the same way 80’s teen sex comedies were to USA Up All Night. True aficionados of the giant monster movie genre have come to tolerate an awful lot of banality as long as the promise of some awesome creature violence is delivered upon. Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus does not subject one to that sort of filler. In fact, it kicks off with a jaw-droppingly huge giant croc attack and then immediately jumps to a battleship, where our resident shark expert, Jaleel “Urkel” White (Family Matters) sees his fiancee eat it, mega-shark-style! Oh, Mega Shark…it’s been far too long!

To say that I’ve been waiting a long time to see this movie would be an understatement. My fear was that it just wouldn’t live up to what I had been expecting. Within the last year we’ve seen increasingly better and better product released from The Asylum such as Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus, 2010: Moby Dick, and my personal favorite, Mega Piranha. Would they be able to top it? Well, they could and they did! Ridiculously over-the-top dialogue and a final 40-plus minutes of monstrous creature battling has easily made Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus one of my new faves. Check it out today at The Asylum’s website.

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Wow! Not exactly the way we planned to bring in the new year! TWO (count ‘em) …two blizzards prevented us from our family’s yearly New Year’s Eve get-together with our friends, The Ressler’s! And today, Jackie Brown, our awesome doggie of five-plus years, had her hips give out on her. Going to the vet tomorrow but it doesn’t look good…sigh! She’s been struggling with her walking for some time now. We all had a pretty good cry today in anticipation of the worst. Anyway, we’ll face that tomorrow. On to other things now, like my historical cartoon based on the founding of HUSTLER magazine!

That’s right, I’ve been tapped to write and illustrate the biographical comic about HUSTLER’s humble beginnings. It’s slated to appear in the forthcoming anniversary issue due out this summer. Here’s a peek at a few of the completed panels so far. Below is a young Larry Flynt, pictured here after opening the first HUSTLER Go-Go Club. Prior to this Larry had owned The Hillbilly Haven and Larry’s Hangover Tavern.

Here’s a couple of sequential panels from later in the comic. I had to go online and find a picture of Mr. Flynt’s desk so I could get all of the knick knacks in there. I actually saw his office in person way back when I toured the LFP building several years ago just prior to Larry Flynt Fryer’s Club roast. Helluva lot of gold in there!

Anyhoo,there’s a peek at what’s done so far. Still a ways to go on it but she’s coming along! Hope you have a Happy New Year. I truly appreciate you following my blog and my artwork. I may not be the greatest artist in the world but it’s a nice diversion from day-to-day struggles and just knowing that someone else out there gets a bit of enjoyment from it makes me feel all gooey inside! Alright, enough mush! Beers, farts, laters!

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