• Hey there, lovers of fine art! My name is Noel Anderson but folks generally call me Scotch. I have an insatiable love of B-movies and blame much of who I am upon their influence. I've been a cartoonist for many years and Goof Roof continues to be my toehold in cyberspace. I’ve illustrated and written for numerous humor publications such as CRACKED, HUSTLER and HUSTLER HUMOR, JOKESTER, and THWAK magazines. Seduction Cinema Comics Group published my comic books, Play-Mate of the Apes and SpiderBabe. I worked as a radio personality for close to two decades in good ol’ Fargo, ND and enjoy creating musical and audio parodies in addition to my comic satires, and I'm currently co-editing a magazine called ART RIOT. So, go on… what are you waiting for? Check out the gallery and enjoy everything that’s goofy under one roof. Indeed, that’s why we’re here, my friends! Need to get a hold of me.?

Archive for February, 2012

Archie’s Weird Mysteries DVD Review

Posted by Scotch on February 27th, 2012

weird1Let’s clear this up right away. If you’re a B-movie fan and you’re not familiar with Archie’s Weird Mysteries then you’ll be happier than Jughead eating a Blimpie’s Best the first time you settle in with an episode or two. In this 1999 era, animated take on the Riverdale gang, Archie Andrews is a reporter for the school newspaper and writes a column about all of the strange, supernatural, events that have been taking place in their little town since an experiment in the high school physics lab went awry. All the usual crew is there…Betty, Veronica, Reggie, etc. But now Riverdale has become a magnet for B-movie monsters. During it’s 40 episode run, Archie and the gang face off with mad scientists, vampires, giant cockroaches and my favorite, alien potatoes. There’s even an episode with a 50-foot Veronica!

weird2If you grew up reading Archie’s Comic Digest like I did through the late seventies and most of the eighties, you’ll undoubtedly enjoy the familiarity of seeing Mr. Weatherbee, Ms. Grundy and Pop Tate’s malt shop. But what really makes this animated series snap is the Riverdale-meets-X-Files vibe that runs through each and every campy episode. And the really good news is that there are 40 episodes total. You can join Archie and his pals in a new monster collection of Archie’s Weird Mysteries from Mill Creek Entertainment. That’s approximately 15 hours of entertainment! I’m about half-way through and my eyeballs are about to melt out of my face, but I ain’t stopping!! There’s also a more humble, understated 10-episode collection from Mill Creek that’s just as fun for those who are a little less ambitious. It’s thrills, chills and a whole lot of yucks!

Coming so soon…you can smell it!

Posted by Scotch on February 21st, 2012

Keep watching this site for details or regret it for the rest of your life!

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Have a nice Che!

Posted by Scotch on February 13th, 2012

Some revolutionary artwork for you. This is actually a piece I drew a few years ago and just reworked this evening.

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End the Fed!

Posted by Scotch on February 8th, 2012

I felt like drawing up a little something for the only candidate I’m interested in voting for this election…Dr. Ron Paul!

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Celebrity Sex Tape dvd review

Posted by Scotch on February 8th, 2012

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“They’re just the tools you need for fame and fortune!” Staying true to it’s claim to be a comedy classic in the tradition of Superbad and American Pie, Celebrity Sex Tape wastes no time in sprinting from the starting line towards it’s goal of being cruder and nastier than anything that’s come before it. From the moment it’s over-the-top, Star-Wars-influenced, opening credits roll, it quickly establishes the perfect framework for the ultimate nerd-centric comedy. cst2

With a cast of somewhat familiar faces, many of which have appeared in past teen-sex comedies from The Asylum, Celebrity Sex Tape has a charisma almost as big as the gross out gags it proudly packs into it’s 90 minute running time. Even more fun was watching for props and inside jokes from past movies in The Asylum’s canon. At a comic book/sci fi convention, for example, one can see posters on display for Alien Vs Hunter among others. Also, a raging Hollywood party takes place in a house that looks an awful lot like the girls’ home from the movie Barely Legal. A chipmunk costume and cheerleader uniform used in a “furries” scene are straight out of #1 Cheerleader Camp and a t-shirt worn by the group’s webmaster which states “I love to beat my meat” was also featured in Sex Pot. I’d site more but I’m afraid that I’d out-geek myself. And maybe that was the point in them placing such points of reference in the first place? I feel almost as Poindexterish as the stars of Celebrity Sex Tape in my fanboy-like attention to detail of Asylum related minutia.

A group of college nerds, led by Jack Cullison (of the film, MILF) secretly videotape a washed-up celebrity having sex and then post it on the internet. What follows could only be best described as The Big Bang Theory meets the raunchiest National Lampoon movie you’ve ever seen. The publicity of this elicit sex tape revives the actress’s career and soon every b-list celebutard who can peel of a bathing suit wants to be in the boy’s next production.

Celebrity Sex Tape could have easily relied on it’s titillating, “come on” cover to draw in potential viewers and then not delivered upon the Uncut…Uncensored warning like so many other movies in this genre. But it, instead, exceeds your expectations and gives you a frothy romp with jaw-droppingly raunchy gags. And if a few of them make you blush or dry heave a little, just wait until you see the deleted scenes. WOW! Crass and hilarious. Check it out and buy a copy or two from those dirty, old, men at The Asylum.