• Hey there, lovers of fine art! My name is Noel Anderson but folks generally call me Scotch. I have an insatiable love of B-movies and blame much of who I am upon their influence. I've been a cartoonist for many years and Goof Roof continues to be my toehold in cyberspace. I’ve illustrated and written for numerous humor publications such as CRACKED, HUSTLER and HUSTLER HUMOR, JOKESTER, and THWAK magazines. Seduction Cinema Comics Group published my comic books, Play-Mate of the Apes and SpiderBabe. I worked as a radio personality for close to two decades in good ol’ Fargo, ND and enjoy creating musical and audio parodies in addition to my comic satires, and I'm currently co-editing a magazine called ART RIOT. So, go on… what are you waiting for? Check out the gallery and enjoy everything that’s goofy under one roof. Indeed, that’s why we’re here, my friends! Need to get a hold of me.?

Archive for May, 2012

Abraham Lincoln vs Zombies review

Posted by Scotch on May 25th, 2012

zombie11Better hold on to your stovepipe hat when you pop this latest release into your dvd player. It appears there is an alternate history that many of us are woefully unaware of. Fortunately, the producers of Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies have set out to rectify that for us. When we first lay eyes on young Abe Lincoln it is 1810 and he is but a mere lad. A mysterious viral outbreak has claimed his mother who becomes infected and becomes a zombie. Young Abe must complete the unpleasant task of killing her with a scythe. Hey, what needs to be done needs to be done! Years later, Abe (played by Bill Oberst Jr.) is now President of the United States and he hears that a mysterious virus has taken a Confederate fort. A soldier who has contracted the virus is being held and examined by military doctors. Abe goes to investigate and realizes that it’s the same zombie virus that had claimed his mother years earlier. For the sake of the nation, he assembles agents to accompany him on a secret mission…to destroy all those zombies!

Abe is an awesome, scythe-wielding, zombie-killing, action hero in this flick. He teaches his team how to destroy the zombies by shooting them in the head or by removing their heads all together, which that cool switchblade scythe of his comes in handy for. I particuarly enjoyed some of the historical one linerszombie4 Abraham Lincoln had to offer. When instructing a young Teddy Roosevelt Abe tells him, “Walk softly and carry this big stick.” When lopping the head off of a zombie Abe shouts, “Emancipate this!”

Asylum director, Richard Schenkman, really made a fun movie here. It even provides some alternative insight to the assasination of Mr. Lincoln. You’ll love hating John Wilkes-Booth, that sneaky bastard. We also get to see Lincoln’s former love interest Baby Norman and her lovely prostitute sidekick as they kick some zombie ass. Even General Stonewall Jackson plays a key role in the zombies final undoing. Abraham Lincoln Vs Zombies is a blast to watch and Bill Oberst Jr. is a tougher-than-hell Lincoln who stomps some zombie butt! I highly recommend you check it out! Available May 29th from the talented filmmakers at The Asylum.

Are you aware?

Posted by Scotch on May 20th, 2012

Did a little drawing in the sketchbook this weekend. Thought this would make a good cover for something someday.
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More Great Monsters from Minnesota

Posted by Scotch on May 15th, 2012

The Dead Want Women dvd review

Posted by Scotch on May 8th, 2012

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Charles Band, you crafty little devil, you did it again! I’m a lifelong fan of Full Moon features. If you don’t know what Full Moon is I would have to say that I’m surprised you sought out a review for The Dead Want Women , but here you are. dead2 Full Moon Features is a motion picture production and distribution company headed by Charles Band. They produce low budget horror, sci fi, and fantasy films like Puppet Master, Demonic Toys and, more recently, Gingerdead Man and Evil Bong. The Dead Want Women is their most recent release and it is quite a tasty piece of b-movie cinema.

The film begins in the late 1920’s. A big name silent movie actress named Rose is having a fancy party to celebrate her newest film. Hey, is that Evil Bong’s Robin Syndey I see at that party? A debauched orgy takes place in one of her secret rooms including a few of her friends and colleagues…a Fatty Arbuckle type named Tubby, a Lon Chaney type and Eric Roberts who is supposed to be some kind of a cowboy actor. The orgy is unfortunately cut short by the news that her latest picture is a bomb. She also discovers that her contract is being cut because the ‘talkies’ are the wave of the future and she has got a not-so-nice voice. Well, she loses it and kills her friends and herself. Decades later, the infamous performer’s mansion is acquired by a couple of young, female, realtors who soon discover that it’s haunted.

dead31 Danni and Reese arrive at the Pettigrew mansion to clean it before the buyer, which they’ve never met, arrives. They spend the afternoon scrubbing and when no buyer shows up, they decide to do a little drinking! That’s when things start to get good and spooky. The dead have returned and guess what? That’s right…they want women! Things pick up in the third act like a well written Tales from the Crypt episode. This is a very nicely-paced horror romp that deserves a look or two. Do yourself a favor and check it out today from the fine freaks over at Full Moon.