• Hey there, lovers of fine art! My name is Noel Anderson but folks generally call me Scotch. I have an insatiable love of B-movies and blame much of who I am upon their influence. I've been a cartoonist for many years and Goof Roof continues to be my toehold in cyberspace. I’ve illustrated and written for numerous humor publications such as CRACKED, HUSTLER and HUSTLER HUMOR, JOKESTER, and THWAK magazines. Seduction Cinema Comics Group published my comic books, Play-Mate of the Apes and SpiderBabe. I worked as a radio personality for close to two decades in good ol’ Fargo, ND and enjoy creating musical and audio parodies in addition to my comic satires, and I'm currently co-editing a magazine called ART RIOT. So, go on… what are you waiting for? Check out the gallery and enjoy everything that’s goofy under one roof. Indeed, that’s why we’re here, my friends! Need to get a hold of me.?

barelylegal1The early 80’s were a grand and glorious time to be a teen-sex comedy enthusiast. The films were filled with an abundance of low-brow humor, nudity and raunchy language. Movies such as Porky’s and Spring Break were just what the doctor ordered if you were a horny adolescent. The Asylum continues to contribute to this rich genre with yet another raucous comedy written by the talented Naomi Selfman, Barely Legal.

Selfman, who has written two previous comedies for The Asylum (18-Year Old Virgin and #1 Cheerleader Camp) as well as giant monster fare such as Mega Shark vs Crocosaurus and Mega Python vs Gatoroid, delivers the tasty tale of three nubile babes looking to lose their virginity on their 18th Birthday. There’s plenty of raunchy laughs as well as skin on display. Jeneta St. Clair, Lisa Younger and Melissa Johnson are all quite fetching and have a great sense of comedic timing for actresses as young as they are.

The Asylum’s Barely Legal, not to be confused with the National Lampoon film of the same name, is quite funny and undeniably sexy, far surpassing previous efforts such as Sex Pot. But it lacks one thing that more than likely you could care less about…believability. You mean to tell me that these three smoking hot 18-years are not only still virgins but are also having a difficult time losing their virginity? That’s about as believable as William Hung at a Rock Star Covention. Alright, alright…I’m willing to suspend my disbelief for the sake of the story. You should too. Check it out today and buy it here from The Asylum’s website. C’mon, quit being such a cheap bastard!

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