• Hey there, lovers of fine art! My name is Noel Anderson but folks generally call me Scotch. I have an insatiable love of B-movies and blame much of who I am upon their influence. I've been a cartoonist for many years and Goof Roof continues to be my toehold in cyberspace. I’ve illustrated and written for numerous humor publications such as CRACKED, HUSTLER and HUSTLER HUMOR, JOKESTER, and THWAK magazines. Seduction Cinema Comics Group published my comic books, Play-Mate of the Apes and SpiderBabe. I worked as a radio personality for close to two decades in good ol’ Fargo, ND and enjoy creating musical and audio parodies in addition to my comic satires, and I'm currently co-editing a magazine called ART RIOT. So, go on… what are you waiting for? Check out the gallery and enjoy everything that’s goofy under one roof. Indeed, that’s why we’re here, my friends! Need to get a hold of me.?

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Charles Band, you crafty little devil, you did it again! I’m a lifelong fan of Full Moon features. If you don’t know what Full Moon is I would have to say that I’m surprised you sought out a review for The Dead Want Women , but here you are. dead2 Full Moon Features is a motion picture production and distribution company headed by Charles Band. They produce low budget horror, sci fi, and fantasy films like Puppet Master, Demonic Toys and, more recently, Gingerdead Man and Evil Bong. The Dead Want Women is their most recent release and it is quite a tasty piece of b-movie cinema.

The film begins in the late 1920’s. A big name silent movie actress named Rose is having a fancy party to celebrate her newest film. Hey, is that Evil Bong’s Robin Syndey I see at that party? A debauched orgy takes place in one of her secret rooms including a few of her friends and colleagues…a Fatty Arbuckle type named Tubby, a Lon Chaney type and Eric Roberts who is supposed to be some kind of a cowboy actor. The orgy is unfortunately cut short by the news that her latest picture is a bomb. She also discovers that her contract is being cut because the ‘talkies’ are the wave of the future and she has got a not-so-nice voice. Well, she loses it and kills her friends and herself. Decades later, the infamous performer’s mansion is acquired by a couple of young, female, realtors who soon discover that it’s haunted.

dead31 Danni and Reese arrive at the Pettigrew mansion to clean it before the buyer, which they’ve never met, arrives. They spend the afternoon scrubbing and when no buyer shows up, they decide to do a little drinking! That’s when things start to get good and spooky. The dead have returned and guess what? That’s right…they want women! Things pick up in the third act like a well written Tales from the Crypt episode. This is a very nicely-paced horror romp that deserves a look or two. Do yourself a favor and check it out today from the fine freaks over at Full Moon.

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